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"Sorry, if you want a dial tone, there will be an extra charge on your phone bill"

"I've been working on the household budget."

I'm not worried about taking it with me .. I'd just like it to last until I go.

'What's their problem...why don't they just cut back a bit on expenses...fly business for a few weeks, trim the partner conference?'

'This Investment Portfolio is an extravagant waste of money! Oh hold on... that's my expense account!'

'I'm always living within my means. I just cannot seem to break out.'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"And this is where we all gave up."

Panama Papers Scandal

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'I'm sorry, Collin, but our Dreyfus Mid-Cap fund completely tanked, so we're going to have to let you go.'

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

The Price of Nothing

"Hmm.... now I hadn't noticed THAT before..."

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

'He joined the party in support of the police cuts.'

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

Percentage Lifetime Income.

'Hello, Doc Barnes? I just got your bill. You've just bought yourself a cow.'

"Mr. Chairman, distinguished guests, Gramm, Rudman, Hollings..."

'I've already marked you absent, Eddie. Go home.'

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'I expect a little padding in the expense account, but yours is a kingsize mattress!'

"Once upon a time there was a thing called social security..."

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

"What else can I claim on my expense account?"

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'Hope that Medicare will kick in to help with my developing headache pain!'

'Much of the country could take a battering, but before our budget report, here's the weather.'

"Fred doesn't take photos. He relives our vacation memories by viewing credit card receipts."