Tenure Tracker T-Shirts

Discover stylish T-shirts with clever designs that celebrate the perseverance of tenure trackers. Perfect for casual days in the office or conferences, these shirts add a touch of humor to scholarly life.

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"Before I was Socrates, I was Socrates the adjunct professor struggling to get tenure."

"Before I was Socrates, I was Socrates the adjunct professor struggling to get tenure." mockup

"Before I was Socrates, I was Socrates the adjunct professor struggling to get tenure."

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Part-time, Associate, Tenured.

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'This part was tenure.'

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'You can never be too fit or too tenured.'

'You can never be too fit or too tenured.' mockup

'You can never be too fit or too tenured.'

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He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form. mockup

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

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"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies." mockup

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

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Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished. mockup

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

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"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up." mockup

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

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"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

"Millstone is not yet a full professor." mockup

"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

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Washington Crossing the Delaware, Having Been Invited to Join the Faculty at Princeton

Washington Crossing the Delaware, Having Been Invited to Join the Faculty at Princeton mockup

Washington Crossing the Delaware, Having Been Invited to Join the Faculty at Princeton

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"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..." mockup

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

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We like to show the endowment to newly tenured professors.

We like to show the endowment to newly tenured professors. mockup

We like to show the endowment to newly tenured professors.

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"Obama planted it."

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'...... in sickness and in health, through the long lean years before tenure or perhaps no tenure, for better of for worse ......'

'...... in sickness and in health, through the long lean years before tenure or perhaps no tenure, for better of for worse ......' mockup

'...... in sickness and in health, through the long lean years before tenure or perhaps no tenure, for better of for worse ......'

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'Uh, we do have tenure, don't well? mockup

'Uh, we do have tenure, don't well?

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You're in the Engineering Quad, Just Back Away Slowly and Find the Humanities Quad.

You're in the Engineering Quad, Just Back Away Slowly and Find the Humanities Quad. mockup

You're in the Engineering Quad, Just Back Away Slowly and Find the Humanities Quad.

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'Jury foreman, I'm going to assume that you've reached a verdict.'

'Jury foreman, I'm going to assume that you've reached a verdict.' mockup

'Jury foreman, I'm going to assume that you've reached a verdict.'

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'Do you, Tenured, take this, Untenured, through sickness and health, to have and to hold from this day forward?'

'Do you, Tenured, take this, Untenured, through sickness and health, to have and to hold from this day forward?' mockup

'Do you, Tenured, take this, Untenured, through sickness and health, to have and to hold from this day forward?'

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'I like it. It reminds me of my bonus development.'

'I like it. It reminds me of my bonus development.' mockup

'I like it. It reminds me of my bonus development.'

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"Today, class, I'm proud to announce my tenure."

"Today, class, I'm proud to announce my tenure." mockup

"Today, class, I'm proud to announce my tenure."

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'I'm just calculating the probability of my getting tenure in this university.'

'I'm just calculating the probability of my getting tenure in this university.' mockup

'I'm just calculating the probability of my getting tenure in this university.'

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"Strangely enough, you are the second one this month I have had to hire for this job!!"

"Strangely enough, you are the second one this month I have had to hire for this job!!" mockup

"Strangely enough, you are the second one this month I have had to hire for this job!!"

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"I'll read the will."

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'I'm not a great fan of tenure, but in my case, my doctor prescribed it, so what could I do?'

'I'm not a great fan of tenure, but in my case, my doctor prescribed it, so what could I do?' mockup

'I'm not a great fan of tenure, but in my case, my doctor prescribed it, so what could I do?'

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"To succeed in my class is easy. Keep quiet, pay attention, and let me concentrate on getting tenure."

"To succeed in my class is easy. Keep quiet, pay attention, and let me concentrate on getting tenure." mockup

"To succeed in my class is easy. Keep quiet, pay attention, and let me concentrate on getting tenure."

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"You don't have to worry about ending up here. I have tenure."

"You don't have to worry about ending up here. I have tenure." mockup

"You don't have to worry about ending up here. I have tenure."

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"But 'Tibetan Sky Burial' sounded so cool."

"But 'Tibetan Sky Burial' sounded so cool." mockup

"But 'Tibetan Sky Burial' sounded so cool."

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"The 'Maurice Q. Dinkelfrost Professor of Economics' really is an endowed chair even though we made up the name just to amuse ourselves."

"The 'Maurice Q. Dinkelfrost Professor of Economics' really is an endowed chair even though we made up the name just to amuse ourselves." mockup

"The 'Maurice Q. Dinkelfrost Professor of Economics' really is an endowed chair even though we made up the name just to amuse ourselves."

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DNA

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"Check it out! I got a phone app that tracks all my savings!"

"Check it out! I got a phone app that tracks all my savings!" mockup

"Check it out! I got a phone app that tracks all my savings!"

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Tenure Tracker T-Shirts Collection

Tenure Tracker Mugs

Looking for more humorous or motivational mugs? Our collection celebrates the tenacious spirit of tenure trackers with designs that make every coffee break special.

Tenure Tracker Pillows

Check out our comfy pillows designed to uplift and motivate tenure trackers. A cozy addition to any office or home space.

Tenure Tracker Prints

Discover inspiring prints perfect for framing and celebrating the perseverance of tenure trackers. Ideal for adding a motivational touch to any workspace.