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"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Currently Boston

'This part was tenure.'

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'You can never be too fit or too tenured.'

'The sedative wears off in an hour. With the attached transmitter we can monitor his trading volume and patterns, commissions and mating rituals.'

"I've been working on the household budget."

"Tariff war"

'I've already marked you absent, Eddie. Go home.'

"Here we go, blockbuster season..."

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

"Before I was Socrates, I was Socrates the adjunct professor struggling to get tenure."

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'I like it. It reminds me of my bonus development.'

'This Investment Portfolio is an extravagant waste of money! Oh hold on... that's my expense account!'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

'Stop her Henry!'

'Much of the country could take a battering, but before our budget report, here's the weather.'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

Part-time, Associate, Tenured.

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

"How the hell does he do that?"

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."