Tuition-fighter Gifts

'If you miss a payment, we will teach you a lesson.'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Hypocrisy about poverty

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

The Manipulation of Justice

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

Arsenij Jatsenjuk

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'

'Watch out or they'll shove higher wages and better life down your throat!'

'The latest on the tuition front. Next year nobody will be able to afford college.'

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

'Stop her Henry!'

'It cost a mint to educate him. If you want his opinion, you'll have to pay for it.'

'Sorry kids, we've had to introduce parenting fees.'

Class of 2015

"Before long you'll be qualified and ready to start work."

"It's very simple... you give up your students' First Amendment rights and you get to keep your academic freedom. Mostly."

"I am looking for justice.'

A man gets attacked by his credit report.

'That's required reading' - University Tuition.

MD: Specializing in diseases that will pay off his student loans.

Building has etched in stone above it: 'Education', 'Tradition', 'Financing'

Teacher to students: 'A penny for your thoughts, but only if you're here on scholarship.'

'We've decided to support you for the rest of your life. It's cheaper than sending you to college.'

Malala Yousafzai

"What these students have to understand is that 'higher' education refers to price."

TIme To Pay The Pipers

Big Student Loan Debt And Nobody Will Hire Me Because I'm Overqualified.

Too Big To Fail.

"I get the feeling he'll be a student here for a very long time."