College Tuition Warriors Gifts

Broke parents of a college graduate.

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

Studying and technology

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'

"Buy stock in a college?...I don't think you can...but why would we?"

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

'You might not know it now but I used to have some great lesson plans.'

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

'The latest on the tuition front. Next year nobody will be able to afford college.'

'Come on. It's time to wage education.'

"Just think, your student loan may outlive you."

'Stop her Henry!'

'It cost a mint to educate him. If you want his opinion, you'll have to pay for it.'

Class of 2015

'Sorry kids, we've had to introduce parenting fees.'

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

'I hope your company does not have mandatory retirement at 65. I'll have to work until 95 to pay off my student loans.'

Just Another Bully.

"You shouldn't blame your father for the 'F'...you should do assignments yourself!"

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

"Why can't you give me a student loan? I'm a student."

"$120,000 in student loan debt, and you're telling me I need to dumb down my resume?"

'That's required reading' - University Tuition.

"Personally, I prefer seeing the graduates dance across the stage."

'Dear, we're concerned with your college curriculum. How will you pay off your student debt with a liberal arts degree?'

Building has etched in stone above it: 'Education', 'Tradition', 'Financing'

MD: Specializing in diseases that will pay off his student loans.

"How can they say it's getting easier - this is rocket science."

Teacher to students: 'A penny for your thoughts, but only if you're here on scholarship.'