Tuition Fee Warrior Gifts

"Buy stock in a college?...I don't think you can...but why would we?"

'Fellas, I swear I'll get you the money! Remember the money was for my kid's education.'

"Poor chap has just discovered his daughter has got in to medical school!"

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

National Living Wage from April 1st.

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

'A word in my office Jones.'

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

'Mr. Barnes was going to interview you for the job, until he realized you were actually expecting financial compensation, benefits and vacation time.'

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

"You can't see a grief counselor just because you got a 'B'."

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

"I didn't know you could do worse than an F. When did they start handing out poop emojis?"

Progressive Democrats Like Elizabeth Warren Want a Higher Minimum Wage That Is Way Too Low

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

Payroll Dept. My economic anxiety has less to do with the weak dollar than the week's dollars! (Published originally on March 14, 2008.)

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

'I want to discuss my salary!'

The struggle for a decent payment.

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.