Wage Gap Warrior Gifts

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

"We pay you 90% of what you are worth... and you give 110%... so we end up even at 100%. OK?"

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

'A word in my office Jones.'

Minimum wage.

'Mr. Barnes was going to interview you for the job, until he realized you were actually expecting financial compensation, benefits and vacation time.'

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

Payroll Dept. My economic anxiety has less to do with the weak dollar than the week's dollars! (Published originally on March 14, 2008.)

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

Progressive Democrats Like Elizabeth Warren Want a Higher Minimum Wage That Is Way Too Low

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

'I want to discuss my salary!'

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

'I didn't do the paper work necessary for you to get paid because I figured you don't need the money since your husband also works.'

The struggle for a decent payment.

You earn too much! Executives vs Unions.

'You're asking for money? Now you're really pushing it.'

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

Executive Lifestyle

"The good news is, we've managed to secure you a ?7 per week pay increase. The bad news is, we're going to charge ?2 per day to park your cars."