Wage Gap Warrior Gifts

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

"We pay you 90% of what you are worth... and you give 110%... so we end up even at 100%. OK?"

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'A word in my office Jones.'

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

'Mr. Barnes was going to interview you for the job, until he realized you were actually expecting financial compensation, benefits and vacation time.'

Minimum wage.

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

'I want to discuss my salary!'

'I didn't do the paper work necessary for you to get paid because I figured you don't need the money since your husband also works.'

The struggle for a decent payment.

"Of course, we can't pay you. But just think of all the exposure you'll be getting!"

"The good news is, we've managed to secure you a ?7 per week pay increase. The bad news is, we're going to charge ?2 per day to park your cars."

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

'You're asking for money? Now you're really pushing it.'

Executive Lifestyle

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

You earn too much! Executives vs Unions.