Wage Warriors Gifts

"To retain our staus as an equal opportunities employer...."

'A word in my office Jones.'

We Give Joe Biden More Credit Than He Gives Himself

"I'm applying for a job here. Is the pay good?"

'It's frustrating to work all day selling stuff you can't possibly afford.'

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

National Living Wage from April 1st.

"You know, I wouldn't be forced to beg if you simply paid me a living wage."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

Personnel. Any experience in crisis management? No...Just production.

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Resume Dumpers

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

'Of course, you realise my chief of staff has more power and influence than your chief of staff.'

Run, Mike, Run!

'Mr. Barnes was going to interview you for the job, until he realized you were actually expecting financial compensation, benefits and vacation time.'

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

Studio in December

Minimum wage.

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'