Minimum Wage Warrior Gifts

'I refuse to get a job as long as my allowance is higher than minimum wage.'

'Will that be for here or to go - and if it's to go, can you take me with you?'

"I swear by all that is decent. Someday I will triumph over this act of paltry atonement! Otherwise known as payday."

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

Man climbs a ladder only to find the word HELP.

'A word in my office Jones.'

Labor Day '19

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

Minimum wage.

'Mr. Barnes was going to interview you for the job, until he realized you were actually expecting financial compensation, benefits and vacation time.'

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

Payroll Dept. My economic anxiety has less to do with the weak dollar than the week's dollars! (Published originally on March 14, 2008.)

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

"We pay the living dead wage."

Progressive Democrats Like Elizabeth Warren Want a Higher Minimum Wage That Is Way Too Low

'I want to discuss my salary!'

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

The struggle for a decent payment.