Minimum Wage Warrior Gifts

'I refuse to get a job as long as my allowance is higher than minimum wage.'

'Will that be for here or to go - and if it's to go, can you take me with you?'

"I swear by all that is decent. Someday I will triumph over this act of paltry atonement! Otherwise known as payday."

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

National Living Wage from April 1st.

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

'A word in my office Jones.'

Minimum wage.

'Mr. Barnes was going to interview you for the job, until he realized you were actually expecting financial compensation, benefits and vacation time.'

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

Labor Day '19

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

"We pay the living dead wage."

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

'I want to discuss my salary!'

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

The struggle for a decent payment.

Executive Lifestyle

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"