Wage Negotiation Warrior Gifts

Wages director's doormat: 'No.'

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

A Quiet Rebuke.

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

'Was my salary expectation a bit too high?'

"...That's agreed then, we raise our salaries by 40%..."

'A word in my office Jones.'

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

'Mr. Barnes was going to interview you for the job, until he realized you were actually expecting financial compensation, benefits and vacation time.'

Minimum wage.

'What would you say to a salary increase?'

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

',,,and you can name your salary as long as it falls within our range of underpaid employees,'

'I want to discuss my salary!'

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

Payroll Dept. My economic anxiety has less to do with the weak dollar than the week's dollars! (Published originally on March 14, 2008.)

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

Progressive Democrats Like Elizabeth Warren Want a Higher Minimum Wage That Is Way Too Low

The struggle for a decent payment.

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

You earn too much! Executives vs Unions.

"The good news is, we've managed to secure you a ?7 per week pay increase. The bad news is, we're going to charge ?2 per day to park your cars."

Boss, I've got a new idea. And it will totally empower on-demand collaboration and idea-sharing. Not again. It'll synergistically maintain error-free catalysts for change, while progressively meshing stand-alone methods of reconceptualization. Look, I've already told you. You're not getting a raise, not matter how much business jargon you use. But an extra $2 an hour would dramatically generate error-free opportunities for a tax deduction. No means no.