Wage Negotiation Warrior Mugs

Wages director's doormat: 'No.'

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

A Quiet Rebuke.

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

'Was my salary expectation a bit too high?'

"...That's agreed then, we raise our salaries by 40%..."

'A word in my office Jones.'

'What would you say to a salary increase?'

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

'Mr. Barnes was going to interview you for the job, until he realized you were actually expecting financial compensation, benefits and vacation time.'

Minimum wage.

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

'I want to discuss my salary!'

',,,and you can name your salary as long as it falls within our range of underpaid employees,'

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

The struggle for a decent payment.

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

"The good news is, we've managed to secure you a ?7 per week pay increase. The bad news is, we're going to charge ?2 per day to park your cars."

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

You earn too much! Executives vs Unions.

'You're asking for money? Now you're really pushing it.'