Tuition Fee Warrior Pillows

"Buy stock in a college?...I don't think you can...but why would we?"

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

'A word in my office Jones.'

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

'Mr. Barnes was going to interview you for the job, until he realized you were actually expecting financial compensation, benefits and vacation time.'

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

"You can't see a grief counselor just because you got a 'B'."

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

"I didn't know you could do worse than an F. When did they start handing out poop emojis?"

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

'I want to discuss my salary!'

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

The struggle for a decent payment.

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

'You're asking for money? Now you're really pushing it.'

Academia Can Kill By Degrees

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."