Tuition Fee Survivor Pillows

"All my degrees have made me an expert in the field of student debt."

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

Student Debt

You're fortunate you have a cubicle. Due to cutbacks, my boss makes us wear horse blinders.

"Buy stock in a college?...I don't think you can...but why would we?"

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

Life plan

'What did you learn at university today?'

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

Publish and Be Damned

'Think positively, Cavendish -- being grossly underpaid is excellent job security!'

"Boy, will I be glad when the weekend gets here!"

Borrowed 200K for mime school

"You'll probably quite enjoy your bleak old age..."

"It's a rags to riches story. He started with $80,000 in student loan debt, and now he has a job and moved out of his parent's basement."

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

"Would you like your paycheck sent directly to your mortgage holder, your oil company or your health insurance provider?"

"Oh, they sent me to the best obedience school...now I have to dig my bones to pay the loans."

"OK, I'll go to my room, but one day I'll get back at you by going to college and putting you into deep financial debt."

Parents happy that student has dropped out of university.

"They say registering online should take ten minutes to two days, depending on my computer skills."

'Sorry kids, we've had to introduce parenting fees.'

'Student debt??? You ought to see my campaign debt!'

"Don't even bother asking for a raise. He'll just tell you to go to Hell."

"Just think, your student loan may outlive you."

Even medical students sometimes have to repeat a year.

"We spent a lot of money educating him so..."

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

Son, when I went to school, I trudged for years knee-deep in student loans!

'We're sending you back so that you can pay off your student loans.'