Tuition Fee Juggler Gifts

Big Student Loan Debt And Nobody Will Hire Me Because I'm Overqualified.

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"Everything's gone up."

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

Fries and kids

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

'I need affordable daycare now!'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

'If the universe and everything in it is expanding, how come our budget gets shrunk all the time?'

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

'The hospital needs to cut its drug budget...Mrs Miggins will be seeing what she can do for the Oncology department with hot twigs and frogspawn...'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

"Buy stock in a college?...I don't think you can...but why would we?"

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'