University Juggler Gifts

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Interdisciplinary studies.

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"How was work?"

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"Just tell your parents you made the grade. Don't specify."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

Education Guidance

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

Translating . . . poetry.

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Milestone in a college student's life: 'Hey! I just got my first collection agency letter, dunning me for my credit card debt!'

'Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.'

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

'Who's gonna stay here and do my homework?'

'What is wrong with you, Covington? Larson's sales territory is twice the size of yours, and yet she managed to find the time to learn how to palm a basketball!'

Express Checkout: One Basket Only.

'You're in Graduate School now. I think it's high time I stopped doing your home work.'