Sports And School Juggler Gifts

'Who's gonna stay here and do my homework?'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Interdisciplinary studies.

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

Football

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"How was work?"

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

Brickie's Mate

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

A woman watches football on her computer.

"Just tell your parents you made the grade. Don't specify."

Education Guidance

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

Milestone in a college student's life: 'Hey! I just got my first collection agency letter, dunning me for my credit card debt!'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.'

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

"Doctor, should I have a baby after 38?"

'What is wrong with you, Covington? Larson's sales territory is twice the size of yours, and yet she managed to find the time to learn how to palm a basketball!'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

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