Student Juggler Gifts

"How was work?"

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Interdisciplinary studies.

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Just tell your parents you made the grade. Don't specify."

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Education Guidance

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Milestone in a college student's life: 'Hey! I just got my first collection agency letter, dunning me for my credit card debt!'

'Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.'

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

'Who's gonna stay here and do my homework?'

"Doctor, should I have a baby after 38?"

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

'I'm very creative and creative people are not afraid to fail.'

Student wrestling with life issues.

"I am beginning to think that my student teaching experience may not have completely prepared me for my own classroom."

'What a day! Mrs. Reed's own kids had her rubbed the wrong way before we even got to her.'