Tuition Warriors Gifts

'Sorry kids, we've had to introduce parenting fees.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

Studying and technology

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.

Examiners.

"Ted doesn't test well."

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'

'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'

"Buy stock in a college?...I don't think you can...but why would we?"

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

"You know you're in trouble when you stop praying for the answers and start begging."

Executive Lifestyle

Truth In Education

"'C' isn't EITHER the new 'A'!"

'You might not know it now but I used to have some great lesson plans.'

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

First hurdle to getting a loan. Angry woman.

'I'm worried -- It's getting harder and harder to qualify for Federal grants!'

'Come on. It's time to wage education.'

'Fellas, I swear I'll get you the money! Remember the money was for my kid's education.'