College Tuition Warriors Mugs

Broke parents of a college graduate.

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

Studying and technology

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'

"Buy stock in a college?...I don't think you can...but why would we?"

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

'You might not know it now but I used to have some great lesson plans.'

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

'Come on. It's time to wage education.'

'The latest on the tuition front. Next year nobody will be able to afford college.'

'Sorry kids, we've had to introduce parenting fees.'

"Just think, your student loan may outlive you."

Class of 2015

'Fellas, I swear I'll get you the money! Remember the money was for my kid's education.'

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

"Poor chap has just discovered his daughter has got in to medical school!"

'It cost a mint to educate him. If you want his opinion, you'll have to pay for it.'

'Stop her Henry!'

'If I didn't flunk something every once in a while, how would I ever learn anything?'

'I hope your company does not have mandatory retirement at 65. I'll have to work until 95 to pay off my student loans.'

'That's required reading' - University Tuition.

"You shouldn't blame your father for the 'F'...you should do assignments yourself!"

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

Just Another Bully.

"$120,000 in student loan debt, and you're telling me I need to dumb down my resume?"

"Personally, I prefer seeing the graduates dance across the stage."

"Why can't you give me a student loan? I'm a student."

'Dear, we're concerned with your college curriculum. How will you pay off your student debt with a liberal arts degree?'

MD: Specializing in diseases that will pay off his student loans.

Building has etched in stone above it: 'Education', 'Tradition', 'Financing'

"How can they say it's getting easier - this is rocket science."