Academic Freedom Fighter Gifts

"It's very simple... you give up your students' First Amendment rights and you get to keep your academic freedom. Mostly."

Ethics exam cheater.

Squeezing the Free Press.

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Voltaire

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"We won!"

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

Sue the Author 3PM

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

Trappist Monk Discord

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

Turkey, present day...

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

Man ironing the censorship into a book.

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

All Danish Mohammed Cartoons, All the Time!

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.