Academic Freedom Fighter Pillows

"It's very simple... you give up your students' First Amendment rights and you get to keep your academic freedom. Mostly."

Ethics exam cheater.

Squeezing the Free Press.

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Voltaire

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"We won!"

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

Sue the Author 3PM

Trappist Monk Discord

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Turkey, present day...

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

Man ironing the censorship into a book.

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."