Advocate For Academic Integrity Pillows

"A culture of collaboration does not mean you can copy somebody else's answers."

Ethics exam cheater.

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

Crisis of values

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'Please help, ma'am. I need support to write my Ph.D. dissertation on 'Successful fund-raising techniques'.'

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

"How do we make sure the students' voices are heard, but get them to be quiet at the same time?"

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

'It's best not to talk behind other people's back's, son. But if you must, the place to do it is in the media.'

Complete Intergrity - "Jeez, look at the tits on that broad!"

'...was shocked to learn the politician had been secretly filmed telling the truth...'

"The candidates this year are really honest."

Can't Affordiversity

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

Played Wordle Fair and Square

"If it makes any difference, it's a remarkable piece of plagiarism."

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

"I just feel like we shouldn't have to play these games in order to be truthful or daring with one another."

"The orgasms were real. But I faked the kids."