Education Fighter Gifts

Malala Yousafzai

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

'What's play?'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

Staff Yearbook

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'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'If school is so important, why isn't it on television?'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

'Lessons have been learned.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

'So feared her prince may turn back into a frog so she went to college and earned a degree in finance, just in case.'

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

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