Education Activist Gifts

'I'm home early. Due to budget cuts, the school district is laying off students.'

School Choice Leaves Equality Behind

Banned Books

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

Less Than Zero

Parecel Tax

When Democrats Win, Democrats Win

"And that's when she found out her master's degree only qualified her for an entry level position."

St.Titanics primary, "It's a sink school."

'Our school cuts are getting serious.'

'I totally agree with teachers taking industrial action.'

"You want Congress to take a standardized test ti see if we have mastery of anything?"

"I'm afraid we don't offer student loans to elementary school pupils."

"I thought we were hosting a group of parents who wanted to complain about critical race theory and sex education. . ."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

Common Core Family Therapy

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Staff Yearbook

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Snoopy - do you have a stamp commemorating an educational leader?'

Another shot heard round the world.

What must every 5 paragraph essay contain? 5 paragraphs! For the last 18 years, some wise guy says that as if no one's heard it before. Congratulations. Who was this year's Mr. Predictable? You're wrong, Mr. K. A girl said it. Wow! Another triumph for women's equality in my classroom.

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

'If school is so important, why isn't it on television?'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

'So feared her prince may turn back into a frog so she went to college and earned a degree in finance, just in case.'