Education Reform Advocate Gifts

An Honest Graduation Photograph

'You will be appointed principal of a school and you will resist change for your entire career,'

College admissions office: 'We give preference to 'minorities' whose parents donated to our alumni fund.'

'Here at Tiny Taught Preschool we're very proud of our 'no spanking' policy.'

Job Centre, "Terrorism is all you know?... Have you ever thought of a job as a school teacher?!"

'No darling, it's not a programme about choice of schools.'

"If artificial intelligence is the wave of the future, why am I knocking my brains out to get food grades?"

"It's all much simpler since we replaced reading, writing and 'rithmetic with 'Hey Siri'."

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

'You don't think you were a bit harsh on that school?'

"...No we don't have any problems with bullies."

'Real world' personnel abount to burst US college inflated grades

'What's the point of all this school business when we can just look up things on the internet?'

'So if we do well on this test, she get's a performance pay bonus and we get 'the satisfaction of a job well done?''

"No child left behind."

"Sine schools in Texas want their teachers to carry guns to school....I kinda like that idea myself."

'Speaking as a child of tax paying parents, is my having to repeat a grade a big waste of money?'

'I'm not a student....but my son and daughter are...!!'

'Sorry, you have to be a graduate to beg here'

'Sure, you'll be separated from your wealthier classmates, but while they're getting an education, you'll be getting a small pay check...'

'You can't help thinking Maths exams are being dumbed down.'

School kid calls 911.

Another School Year Is Underway...

"I'm home early because the schools are full and they decided to let some of us go free!"

"With 51% of the congressional vote supporting the recent education budget bull and 49% dedicated to doing something less than helpful, it looks like it's going to another interesting school year."

Donald Trump handing out money and college books.

"Maybe school's a good thing... I mean...where else do hundreds of people with similar backgrounds come together under one roof...all following a daily routine...with guidance and supervision to better themselves and society? Ya know...besides prison?"

Welcome back to school

Back To School

"What I do is create elegant solutions for problems that don't exist."

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . You should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"

Unicorns

"Don't blame me – blame the school system."

"No, you cannot impeach your teacher!"

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