Ticket Terminator Gifts

"How does it feel to wreak havoc eight hours a day?"

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

Need tickets.

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

"You constantly saying 'I'll see you Monday' won't change the fact that you're fired."

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

Solar Storm Expected!

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

'Oh my God, they took my World Cup tickets!!!'

"After ten years at the company, the boss finally noticed my work...he fired me!"

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

'Speak properly son, you're not texting now...'

"Whoever he is, he has season tickets."

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity.'

Archery.

'Two for Tomb Raider."