Ticket Warden Gifts

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

At the gallery of Fine Art.

Need tickets.

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

A Deer Traffic Warden.

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"

'Don't worry mother, he'll be alright in London with that introduction letter to a traffic warden.'

"You've got a fairy light at the back."

Man with Stop Signs.

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

Traffic warden directing people in the gym.

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'