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'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

At the gallery of Fine Art.

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Need tickets.

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

'Don't worry mother, he'll be alright in London with that introduction letter to a traffic warden.'

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

A Deer Traffic Warden.

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

Man with Stop Signs.

"You've got a fairy light at the back."

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

Traffic warden directing people in the gym.

Has he been smoking dope? Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground?

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.