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'Do you have specials terms for students?'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Need tickets.

Stonehenge Ticket Office

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

Now Playing: Christmas ? The Ultimate feel-Good Musical!

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts."

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"Okay, forget the cookies. How about tickets? I've got a couple of good seats for sale to the Rangers' game."

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

Solar Storm Expected!

'Oh my God, they took my World Cup tickets!!!'

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

Everyday is cyber Monday.

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity.'

Man has a lot of unpaid traffic tickets.

When government depends on state lottery: Playing the lottery is lots of fun and a great investment plan!

"He lost his Season Ticket."

'Two for Tomb Raider."

'When you said 'arriving by Amazon' - I thought you meant the bleedin' tickets.'