Traffic Warden Gifts

'The traffic wardens around here are absolute b**tards.'

'Slow, Slower, Total Moron.'

"Sire. I fear that we shall have to turn back. He has a hi-vis vest and a road cone."

Nazi Traffic Warden.

'I don't make the rules, sir. I'm just grateful for those who do.'

'Well thank God...I thought for one minute you were a kissogram.'

Clamped car in traffic

'I'm not writing him out a ticket...you do it!'

No double parking.

'I'm sorry, Mum. But, if I let you off, I'll have to let everyone's mum off.'

Santa gets a ticket

Wheel clamped!

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

"Didn't see the sign. Isn't blindness considered a handicap?"

Man with Stop Signs.

Inventor of the wheel sees man inventing wheel clamp.

"You've got a fairy light at the back."

"Do you realise who I AM?"

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

"Yes, as I matter I am handicapped and I'm playing golf this very afternoon!"

"You've parked on a double-yellow line!"

Traffic warden tied to a lamp post with double yellow lines.

The Automatic Policeman

Traffic warden directing people in the gym.

Tank parks on the yellow lines.

No waiting.

'Ah, now this is awkward. Do you have a pen I could borrow?'

No Parking - Financial Advisor On Call.

Stop It.

"My gawd, we've been clamped!"

Parking, for people who don't know any better.

Traffic polieceman at a carousel.

20-second Parking Meter.

'Can you hurry and process my parking tickets...I'm double-parked.'

"Mind if I out it on my credit card?"