Ticket Terminator Pillows

"How does it feel to wreak havoc eight hours a day?"

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

Need tickets.

"You constantly saying 'I'll see you Monday' won't change the fact that you're fired."

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

Solar Storm Expected!

"After ten years at the company, the boss finally noticed my work...he fired me!"

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

'Speak properly son, you're not texting now...'

"Whoever he is, he has season tickets."

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity.'

"… and this one too, doc — 'university' is definitely spelled wrong."

Archery.