Tuition Terminator Pillows

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

Viet Nam: Highly Contagious Variant

"You constantly saying 'I'll see you Monday' won't change the fact that you're fired."

Mother nature mourns the state of the world.

"After ten years at the company, the boss finally noticed my work...he fired me!"

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

"For what it cost me, it SHOULD be big."

'The latest on the tuition front. Next year nobody will be able to afford college.'

'Speak properly son, you're not texting now...'

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

'Stop her Henry!'

'Sorry kids, we've had to introduce parenting fees.'

Class of 2015

Clean the world.

'That's required reading' - University Tuition.

Archery.

"… and this one too, doc — 'university' is definitely spelled wrong."

Building has etched in stone above it: 'Education', 'Tradition', 'Financing'

Teacher to students: 'A penny for your thoughts, but only if you're here on scholarship.'

'If you miss a payment, we will teach you a lesson.'

Terminator 6

'This letter is full of mistakes. Don't you read it before giving it to me?' - 'No, I thought it was confidential.'

Tuition fees.

"What these students have to understand is that 'higher' education refers to price."

'In this case I'm not sure 'Fat Finger Syndrome' is a design problem.'

"I get the feeling he'll be a student here for a very long time."

"I've been blocked by a thousand people on Twitter."

"How does it feel to wreak havoc eight hours a day?"

"When you were my age, you didn't have to walk all over town to find affordable student loans."