Tuition Fighters Pillows

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

Stress on GPs

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

'It's the paperwork you need to fill out to show that we're focussing on patients needs.'

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'

'Activist investors are here to see you and they're wearing boxing gloves.'

'Watch out or they'll shove higher wages and better life down your throat!'

'The latest on the tuition front. Next year nobody will be able to afford college.'

Class of 2015

'Sorry kids, we've had to introduce parenting fees.'

'No more!'

'It cost a mint to educate him. If you want his opinion, you'll have to pay for it.'

"It's very simple... you give up your students' First Amendment rights and you get to keep your academic freedom. Mostly."

'That's required reading' - University Tuition.

A man gets attacked by his credit report.

"The market was volatile."

Building has etched in stone above it: 'Education', 'Tradition', 'Financing'

Teacher to students: 'A penny for your thoughts, but only if you're here on scholarship.'

"Another hike in college tuition. This is killing my folks!"

'If you miss a payment, we will teach you a lesson.'

'Money problem?' 'yes, I've got a huge country house, Two cars...' 'So what's the problem?' 'I only earn

'Excellent application, lots of relevant experience and stellar qualifications, but I'm afraid your womb lets you down!'

Crying Babushka with a Pussy Riot logo.

Surviving the credit storm.

Malala Yousafzai

Big Student Loan Debt And Nobody Will Hire Me Because I'm Overqualified.

"What these students have to understand is that 'higher' education refers to price."