Tuition Fee Protester Pillows

Class of 2015

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Do Not Resuscitate

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

"I hope that this is just a riot of passage."

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

"There's the man who ripped my Rolex off my wrist!"

The New Modern-Day Lament.

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

'The latest on the tuition front. Next year nobody will be able to afford college.'

'Sorry kids, we've had to introduce parenting fees.'

'It cost a mint to educate him. If you want his opinion, you'll have to pay for it.'

"So, that dude eating the huge steak in the SUV hanging from the plane is your dad?!"

Some working people at the end of the month!

'If you miss a payment, we will teach you a lesson.'

"How come I get TWO yellow cards?"

'We've decided to support you for the rest of your life. It's cheaper than sending you to college.'

'Harold stopped looking for a job to protest the price of gasoline.'

Signs for all occasions: Always Plan Ahead.

"I get the feeling he'll be a student here for a very long time."

'Roses are red. Violets are blue. I resent being forced to write stupid poetry. Monkey tits!'

'The Fools! One word from me and they go rushing off to the petrol pumps! Bringing in an extra £32 million in lovely tax!'

Refuse collection.

Broke parents of a college graduate.