Ticket Tilter Pillows

'On the bright side, I can now tell all my lawyer friends I argued in front of the supreme court.'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Workaholic goes to Pisa

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

Need tickets.

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

'I've had a report of a peeping tom.'

Now Playing: Christmas ? The Ultimate feel-Good Musical!

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

Solar Storm Expected!

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

"So then the boss said - 'The way you've been playing lately, next week I'm putting you in a new position'."

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

"I've got a couple of tickets for Wild Bill's 'Wild West Show'.. only $800 each!"

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

'If you're in short pants it's only 50p. Long pants £1.'

Welcome to Stupidity Night, Pay Full Price and Get In Free.

'I wonder what that knocking noise is.'

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

"Whoever he is, he has season tickets."

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity.'