Trophy Titan Pillows

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

'Guess who netted it.'

Sisyphus during Covid

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Fishing Boat Derby

First Prize!

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Table tennis.

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'

Stop the big guy!

'I believe you were first.'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

Congratulations for male runner

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

It's academic

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

"I'm sorry but the correct answer is not 'I'm sorry if you feel offended.'"

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Ms. Walsh, I'll be unavailable today...I'm spending it with my ego wall.

'Things even God could not know - for $400, Alex.'

Rafael Nadal

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

"Then they revoked his hunting license!"