Table Titan Pillows

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'You're cheating! That's the same ace I've got up my sleeve.'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

Sisyphus during Covid

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

Table tennis.

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

Football.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

Congratulations for male runner

Stop the big guy!

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

Modern Studying

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Workmen Lifting.

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

Rafael Nadal

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

"I heard someone was looking for a dungeon master."

Michael Schumacher

'Spinout!'

Plato seeking platonic love on Tinder

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

Dragon Nerds Love to Play 'Houses & Humans'.

'They've been hitting the blocking sled three times as hard since I put up that bust of that nut-job business teacher, Mrs. Sisk.'