Tabletop Titan Pillows

"I heard someone was looking for a dungeon master."

Maslow's hierarchy of nerds

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"The knights of the round accent table"

"I've outgrown my backpack."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Sisyphus during Covid

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

Table tennis.

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

Football.

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

Knights of the Round Whatever

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'

Call Center.

Modern Studying

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

It's important to know what to do when the communication technology doesn't work.

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

Workmen Lifting.

'No I didn't cast Detect Evil to work it out! Let's just say I aced my Female Intuition roll...'

Plato seeking platonic love on Tinder

"Great waves to day, dude!"

"These IT guys are really intimidating I mean just look at the focus the concentration...I wonder what he's working on?"