Tabletop Titan Prints

Dragon Nerds Love to Play 'Houses & Humans'.

"I heard someone was looking for a dungeon master."

Big Game Hunter

Maslow's hierarchy of nerds

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"The knights of the round accent table"

"I've outgrown my backpack."

Sisyphus during Covid

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Table tennis.

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

Football.

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

Knights of the Round Whatever

Call Center.

'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

Modern Studying

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

What are we going to do? Let's get something to eat. Yes!! I like the sound of that idea. Count us in. I'm buying. What's the caveat? Hold it! Stop! I'm putting an end to all this right here!

It's important to know what to do when the communication technology doesn't work.

Workmen Lifting.

'No I didn't cast Detect Evil to work it out! Let's just say I aced my Female Intuition roll...'

Plato seeking platonic love on Tinder

Early Tailgate Parties.

'They've been hitting the blocking sled three times as hard since I put up that bust of that nut-job business teacher, Mrs. Sisk.'