Tablet Titans Pillows

Plato seeking platonic love on Tinder

Rudy, I summon thee. You are chosen to carry it forth. The Tablet. Behold: the upgraded iPad Pro. Better than a computer with the thinnest design ever. And I am the chosen one to tell the masses? Sort of. We expect millions to purchase and carry the message, making this a must-own item for 2019. But, yes, I mean, totally, you're chosen. A worthy daydream tends to have some elements of reality. Quickly, give us your credit card.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"He likes it."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

Table tennis.

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

'Does it come on Disc?'

'He's been working on 'Seven Days to Change Your Life' for 8 years and he's only reached Tuesday.'

Childhood Screen Addict

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

"No screen time means more scream time."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Modern Studying

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

It's important to know what to do when the communication technology doesn't work.

'Whose idea was it to teleconference our staff meetings?'

Workmen Lifting.

"I heard someone was looking for a dungeon master."

'Worst chainsaw massacre I've ever seen.'

Dragon Nerds Love to Play 'Houses & Humans'.

'Let's get ready for daycare!!'

Maslow's hierarchy of nerds

'It's not the meek who inherit the earth, it's the geeks.'

"These IT guys are really intimidating I mean just look at the focus the concentration...I wonder what he's working on?"

"Hello, this is Bill Gates. Remember, nobody has a monopoly on safety, so buckle up!"

"A door can never have too many hinges."

Big Game Hunter

I confess I've felt temptation to cheat. It's just that I get do tired of waiting for her to give me what I want. She even makes me feel like if I want it, then there must be something wrong with me. She's wrong. Your needs are natural. There's no shame in wanting a tablet that runs a full operating system and has a stylus. Computer Villa. Customer service. But I've been in love with Apple since the first "Lisa."