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Plato seeking platonic love on Tinder

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"He likes it."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

Table tennis.

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

"No screen time means more scream time."

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

'He's been working on 'Seven Days to Change Your Life' for 8 years and he's only reached Tuesday.'

Childhood Screen Addict

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

'Does it come on Disc?'

Modern Studying

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

It's important to know what to do when the communication technology doesn't work.

'Whose idea was it to teleconference our staff meetings?'

Workmen Lifting.

"I heard someone was looking for a dungeon master."

'Let's get ready for daycare!!'

Maslow's hierarchy of nerds

"These IT guys are really intimidating I mean just look at the focus the concentration...I wonder what he's working on?"

"Hello, this is Bill Gates. Remember, nobody has a monopoly on safety, so buckle up!"

"A door can never have too many hinges."

'Make sure that when you type this up, you leave the 'caps lock' button on.'

"You need some low-impact exercise. I suggest deleting all the spam I get as it comes in for the next month."