Tablet Tyrant Pillows

"No screen time means more scream time."

Digital Fomo!

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

Family Time

Childhood Screen Addict

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

Executive fitness.

Modern Studying

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

Woman sees towels with 'Mine' on all of them

"Then they revoked his hunting license!"

Do not abuse the Lawn

"He said take two tablets and call him in the morning."

"My solicitor tells me I have grounds for a divorce. You're a control freak."

'Don't change the channel.'

Plato seeking platonic love on Tinder

A repairman has a small box marked 'Useful Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Screws.'

Big smart phone and small tablet.

'My first one is obvious making it illegal to ever question me...In that case, it'll be the right for everyone to never question me! Good catch, daddy. Thanks...'

Slacker Husband

Twisted Peel annoys his doctor with a question about paracetamol.

"Not eating right? But I haven't spilled a thing."

"I want to read this e-book, but I can't get past its enigmatic cover."

"No one is watching our glorious battle. They are all staring at the tablets. . ."

"On the plus side they're watching less TV now."

"Decrees are old fashioned. I now rule by tweets."

'Get in there and clean up your room!'