Tablet Tyrant Gifts

"No screen time means more scream time."

Digital Fomo!

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

Family Time

Childhood Screen Addict

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

Executive fitness.

Modern Studying

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Your idea of ankle monitors for the entire kingdom is not polling well, sire!"

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

"He said take two tablets and call him in the morning."

"Then they revoked his hunting license!"

'Don't change the channel.'

"My solicitor tells me I have grounds for a divorce. You're a control freak."

Do not abuse the Lawn

Plato seeking platonic love on Tinder

Woman sees towels with 'Mine' on all of them

A repairman has a small box marked 'Useful Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Screws.'

Big smart phone and small tablet.

'My first one is obvious making it illegal to ever question me...In that case, it'll be the right for everyone to never question me! Good catch, daddy. Thanks...'

Rudy, I summon thee. You are chosen to carry it forth. The Tablet. Behold: the upgraded iPad Pro. Better than a computer with the thinnest design ever. And I am the chosen one to tell the masses? Sort of. We expect millions to purchase and carry the message, making this a must-own item for 2019. But, yes, I mean, totally, you're chosen. A worthy daydream tends to have some elements of reality. Quickly, give us your credit card.

"No one is watching our glorious battle. They are all staring at the tablets. . ."

"Not eating right? But I haven't spilled a thing."

Slacker Husband

Twisted Peel annoys his doctor with a question about paracetamol.

I confess I've felt temptation to cheat. It's just that I get do tired of waiting for her to give me what I want. She even makes me feel like if I want it, then there must be something wrong with me. She's wrong. Your needs are natural. There's no shame in wanting a tablet that runs a full operating system and has a stylus. Computer Villa. Customer service. But I've been in love with Apple since the first "Lisa."

"I want to read this e-book, but I can't get past its enigmatic cover."

"On the plus side they're watching less TV now."

"Decrees are old fashioned. I now rule by tweets."