Treadmill Tyrant Gifts

Executive fitness.

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

Olympic Torch Training

"Still on your left."

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

"No screen time means more scream time."

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

"It's improv night."

"Damn speed hump!"

Academy.

At the baby oil factory.

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Tred carefully mill.

'Don't change the channel.'

"Then they revoked his hunting license!"

"My solicitor tells me I have grounds for a divorce. You're a control freak."

"This is my life lately. . . always running and getting nowhere!"

Man using roller blades on treadmill.