Treadmill Tyrant Prints

Executive fitness.

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"OK, ready to go again?"

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Olympic Torch Training

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"No screen time means more scream time."

"Still on your left."

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

"It's improv night."

At the baby oil factory.

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

Academy.

"Damn speed hump!"

'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Tred carefully mill.

"There's a couple aliens at the door asking if you'll get off the treadmill - you're sending shockwaves through the time-space continuum."

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

Yeah, maybe this would work better outside.

"This is my life lately. . . always running and getting nowhere!"

Woman sees towels with 'Mine' on all of them

'Don't change the channel.'

"My solicitor tells me I have grounds for a divorce. You're a control freak."