Toilet Tyrant Prints

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

"No screen time means more scream time."

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

The Rural Bidet...

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

Moon's Portaloo.

Executive fitness.

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

Where history's best ideas happen.

"Take me to your toilet."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Prehistoric Graffito

Scot's beer.

The Puppet Poop

Clumping and Non-Clumping Cat Litter

'Don't change the channel.'

"My solicitor tells me I have grounds for a divorce. You're a control freak."

In Agatha Christie's bathroom.

School of Comparative Anatomy

Woman sees towels with 'Mine' on all of them

Potty Training.

A repairman has a small box marked 'Useful Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Screws.'

Morgue.

'Yeah, I think we might need to call a plumber. It's overflowing again.'

'Sanitized for your protection.'

'My first one is obvious making it illegal to ever question me...In that case, it'll be the right for everyone to never question me! Good catch, daddy. Thanks...'