Tidying Tyrant Prints

"Okay! I'll clean my room....but we both know I'll just mess it up again!"

Let's get organized

Maybe clean out your wallet

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

'I've organised the bathroom.'

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

Executive fitness.

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

The Movers - Decluttering

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

Desert Island Raking

Decluttering. . .

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"I watched that Marie Kondo program on decluttering and decided to get rid of Norman."

Cut out and keep your own Cleaner.

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

'You should apply for government relief. Your room is a disaster area!'

"Parting the clutter in your room isn't the same as cleaning it, Moses."

I think it's time to clean the basement.

"Yesterday's clothes, which weren't quite dirty enough to wash, or clean enough to put away" "The day before yesterday's clothes" "A parcel you have forgotten to send back" "Your sense of inner peace and harmony" "Clothes from the day before that" "A beloved sock, last seen in February 2023"

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

Clearing Away Christmas

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

"My solicitor tells me I have grounds for a divorce. You're a control freak."