Trophy Tyrant Gifts

"Then they revoked his hunting license!"

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Guess who netted it.'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Fishing Boat Derby

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

'I think our mission statement should mention scholarship and attendance.'

"No screen time means more scream time."

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

'I'm redecorating my den and need a 16 point buck for the wall - see to it, Pendleton!'

"For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy."

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

Executive fitness.

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

'You're being unreasonable,Hank. Me dropping your 17-pound bass was an accident.'

'No bonus this year, Felton, but I've nominated you for a Grammy.'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

"Thanks for the 'Doctor's excuse' but I like to write my own material."

U S football.

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

Fantasy Football Awards: 'The trophy to the Monday morning quarterback with the widest end zone...'

"My solicitor tells me I have grounds for a divorce. You're a control freak."

'Don't change the channel.'

Woman sees towels with 'Mine' on all of them

Turkish president promises end of state of emergency when elected.

"This is dad's 'trophy room', not 'trophIES' room."