Tyrant Enthusiast Gifts

"Don't think being an evil overlord is all fun and games."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'What clan do you belong to?'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Scottish party

Out of kilter.

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'Trucker's tan?'

Highland Piper.

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

The Scottish Lawn

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Monkey Business

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

Where Scottish milk comes from.

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

Scot country dancing,

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

'You're new here, aren't you?'

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Executive fitness.

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

"Rare, medium or well done?"