Tyrant Enthusiast Gifts

"Don't think being an evil overlord is all fun and games."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'What clan do you belong to?'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Scottish party

Out of kilter.

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'Trucker's tan?'

Highland Piper.

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

The Scottish Lawn

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

'You're new here, aren't you?'

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

Scot country dancing,

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

Where Scottish milk comes from.

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Executive fitness.

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

Scottish Love