Tartan Aficionados Gifts

People Holidaying in the Highlands

Tartine

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'What clan do you belong to?'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Tarzan of the Grapes.

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

Scottish party

Out of kilter.

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

Highland Piper.

"You're awfully tame this evening."

Scotsman in the bath...

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

The Scottish Lawn

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

Scot holding a heart.

Scot country dancing,

Monkey Business

Where Scottish milk comes from.

"We never talk about anything. 'Me Tarzan, you Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane.' That's all he ever says."

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

Stable boys and Scottsman

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"